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I Just died.

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 18, 2009, 4:37 PM
[link] This Link is to Joe Jonas dancing to "Single Ladies." In high heels and spandex with a gay pretty bracelett. This speaks for its self people. You will crack up and or die. Ally's eyes bled I was to busy cracking up to have my eyes burned. So this is steel prrof that Joe Jonas is gay and he has no shame. Congrats Jonas. <3 Remeber no glove no love!~

And if I really scared you please watch this. [link] It's Gaga and Beyonce singing. :3


JOE JONAS HAS NO SHAME AND IS GAY AND LADY GAGA LOOKS TEENY TINY NEXT TO BEYONCE!

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: Video Phone Remix
  • Reading: my chat
  • Watching: Joe Jonas dance in high heels...
  • Playing: Music
  • Eating: bread and butter
  • Drinking: Coke

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So I wrote that motherf^cker a letter an it go like this!~

Dear Latrelles,
The first thing I thought when I woked up this morning,WAS TO STAB YOU IN THE FACE!
Love,
Sparkle, N^GG@! (crumbles up paper and throws it)

LMAO! [link]

Go go gringo! I'm the Solar Waving Cactus. Place me in the sun and I'll start waving!

You may be asking yourself, "What do I want with a Solar Waving Cactus?" Well, my friend, I can make you feel special. I'll always be there for you, with a smile and a wave. I can remind you of happy times in a happy place, of perfect holidays and beautiful vistas. And you don't have to water me, I can take care of myself. Just make sure I get lots of light!


So I went up to that corset and went, AI! WHEN FOUR CLOCK COME AROUND AND WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO THIS BITCH! IMMA BE OUTSIDE WAITIN!...FOR THE BUS!...AND TO WHIP WHOEVER A$$ WHO STOLE MY M*THER F^CKING RANCH DRESSING OUT MAH MOTHER M*THER F^CKING FENDING PURSE!!

And then I got fired.

LMAO! [link]


Chris: I can picture Shino killing Dave from the computer.

Dave: *typing then hits 'D' because he's trying to type his own name (because he loves himself ) then the computer blows up and his head is gone*

Shino-Kun:*Sitting in a tree with his laptop* That's how awesome I am =w=

*lets get into trouble
lots of trouble
rock star
you know how to rock hard
hello midnight lover-lover
hold that lady tighter
shoot that bullet through her

my heart beats just like a cherry soda
in the summer
go, go, go
don't be difficult about it
get off it.~ Gaga <3

Danny-Fashion Bug....Fashion Bug...I would like to meet the mother f*cker who named it "Fashion Bug" and shove a broom up his A$$!...BITCH!

LMAO! [link]

Lady Gaga: You see, if I was a guy and and if I were sitting with a cigarette in my hand grabbing my croch and talkin about how I make music cause I love fast cars and f*cking girls, you'd call me a rock star. But when I do it in my videos, and because I'm a female, becuase I make pop music, you're judgementel and you say it is distracting, I'm just a rock star.




why does this car smell like white privilage?

LMAO! [link] Oh, mah Gawd!




Jesus Pwn3d U!

LMAO! [link]

Hello
Nice to meet you.
You are very cute.
Rubber man.

I cant help my self
I'm in love,
And when i get back from out of space
I'm gonna punch him in his face

If he's the moon
Then I'm eclipsed
I'm so lunar yeah when I get to him
I'll run him over with my rocket ship!~

Would you be my fu-fu-fu-fu future love?
I want your fu-fu-fu-fu future love!

:icongaypedobearplz:For my Pookie-boo-bear <3 My fu-fu-fu-future love/man. xD

[link] <--- La Gaga!

"The bus came to a stop and I walked out, people still stared at me. It's like they never saw a guy with fox ears and a couple of tails bleed from his side before."~Jack <3

[link] Liam Youens's website!~


Now it's time for so-long
But we'll sing just one more song
Thanks for doing your part!
You sure are smart!
You know, with me and you and my dog Blue...
We can do any THING... that we wanna do! ~♥

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...No... I haves musics dyskleksia... you know that... I... don't wish to talks about it...

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  • Favourite band or musician: Lady Gaga,Maroon 5 Relient K Ok Go Thrid eye Blind All American Rejects
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